I know, Chris Farley’s immortal catchphrase has been printed on a billion t-shirts already… but they probably don’t say RIVERWALK on them!!

Sorry about this person’s crappy editing, it’s the only video I could find where Chris Farley actually says the line

A little sarcasm! The only people in Naperville who smash guitars are kids who figure out they suck and have no musical talent whatsoever.

Trying to go Old Skool here. My sister got her first boombox somewhere in the mid-80s and she thought she was the shit!

This is my very first t-shirt design and I confess it isn’t exactly a “Naperville T-Shirt”… it’s more of a tribute to my high school days of getting totally hammered every weekend with all the other kids whose parents thought they were perfect little angels! It’s also kind of a jab at the very notion of being “cool” because, let’s face it, nobody really looks all that cool with their head stuck in a toilet after 8 beers.

The irony is that I was never really one of the Cool Kids except for a few times when my parents were out of town and I invited 200 of my closest friends to come and destroy my house in Green Trails.

Well since nobody was using the site, we took it out back and shot it!

If this is your first time here, Naperthrill.com was once the home of the greatest city guide Naperville had ever seen. Unfortunately, very few people ever used it and it just floundered for seven years. There were three of us working on it and none of us ever had the time or money to really shop it around town, so it died an unceremonius death on December 1, 2008.

Since I own this domain name for at least a couple more years, I figured I’d try to have some fun with it and put up a Cafepress t-shirt store with whatever stupid t-shirt designs I can come up with. A lot of them will be specific to Naperville but some will be more general. In any case I’ll try to keep things original and not steal too much from whatever’s already out there in the t-shirt market.

If you want a custom design done, let me know and I’ll see what I can do!

~Michael

Well... that was fun!